Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Subject: I spent all weekend listening to podcasts about loneliness.
Dear Vincent,
This photo is called,
“I spent all weekend listening to podcasts about
loneliness.
I’m not sure I will ever stop waiting for someone to come and
save me.
It will be hard to get through the winter without micro
dosing on LSD.”
Love, Erica.
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| I spent all weekend listening to podcasts about loneliness. |
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Subject: Full Moon + Purple Heart Emoticon
Dear Vincent,
Dear Vincent,
Happy Full Moon!
I am sorry for being so co-dependent.
I bought a new journal yesterday. It is purple. Though I’d
prefer without lines, sometimes what you want does not exactly match your life.
For example the sweatshirt I wanted to wear today smells like stir fry and so
it’s a no go.
Love and best wishes,
Erica.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
No Subject
No Subject
Dear Vincent,
This morning I went to see a social worker.
My kitchen floor was perfect.
Then I threw the empty bowl of strawberry yogurt.
This picture is called, "I am quitting professional help in
2019."
Love, Erica.
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| I am quitting professional help in 2019. |
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
Subject: I made it two days writing my daily goals on fuschia post-its and sticking these on my refrigerator.
Subject: I made it two days writing my daily goals on fuschia post-its and sticking these on my refrigerator.
Dear Vincent,
I made it two days writing my daily goals on fuschia
post-its and sticking these on my refrigerator. Today is the six-year
disappearance of a girl from my hometown named Emma Fillipoff. She was 26 years
old and she vanished barefoot into the night after a 45-minute conversation
with police officers in front of a hotel. In 2015, I did an extensive blog series
based on my interview with her mother, who used to be my grade six French
teacher. Since I wrote the blogs, we learned approximately five to seven new details,
but we still don’t know where she went. Knowing what happened to Emma Fillipoff
is right up there with knowing what you think when you open these emails, and
if you delete them, or put them in some special Erica folder. It’s perhaps very likely you
don’t even bother to read them, and this is quite heartbreaking, if
understandable.
The Social Worker made a list of six things you can do for
six months, and this is supposed to help you feel better. The six things are:
exercise, eat well, sleep well, meditate, take your pills, go to therapy. Pills
and therapy seem like a no-go, meditating has mixed reviews, I do not seem able
to consistently excel at eating and sleeping, and 27 years later, exercise
seems to have lost its potency. The Social Worker used the example of her
thyroid, which is no longer inside of her, and she will have to take a pill
every day for the rest of her life. I said that there is no official emotional regulation
equivalent of a thyroid that they can say I am missing, thereby giving me a
pass to take pills every day for the rest of my life. And I feel like
anti-depressants are a scandal of our times, and that no one told you how they
would impair your nervous system forever, and that they inevitably lose their
effectiveness, and before you know it, you are a tiny and shrill and haggard and volatile
sixty-four year old, taking handfuls of Zoloft and never able to sleep. When I
am sixty-four, it’s unlikely I will get to be tiny.
The Social Worker asked me what my ideal situation would be.
Without the looming threat of monumental rages, and perhaps the low-grade
chronic mourning of lost potential, three point five out of five days of my
life could be acceptable. And I wish I got to have more sex. And I wish someone
would accept me and be there for me even when I am wacking myself in the face
and launching an empty bowl of strawberry yogurt across my perfect kitchen
floor. The shards went everywhere.
You have disappeared and this was always the agreement, and it would be the same with other therapists too, but I am finding it very difficult to accept and I am finding it very devastating. Maybe I should throw the medical records into the Lachine Canal. The invoice came on Monday and it only cost $15.13. There was some sort of discount and also there were only 58 pages. Sounds like you are more succinct than I am. I wonder if your handwriting is terrible.
It feels very difficult to take personal responsibility for your life and your feelings without drowning in shame and regret. Or to give yourself a break without feeling like you’ve fallen short, once again and forever.
After the fact, I can see how my meltdowns are saying, Look at me, I can’t do it. Let me off the hook. After off the hook, I wake up on the couch with alarm bells in my throat, tears behind my eyes, and a mixed hangover of stress and grief.
Three things I’m craving are
-for someone to cradle my heart and/or my skull for several
hours a day for several months in a row.
-for someone to tie me up and fuck the shit out of me
-for you to write back, hey Erica, let’s go have a sandwich
and/or
Dear Erica, I see you and I’m sorry that you’re struggling. I did everything that I could and I truly wish that had been enough. You are stronger and braver than you think you are. I will think of you kindly every time I clean out my refrigerator which will be at least one to five times per year. Love Vincent.
Now I have to finish a translation about the microplastics that break down every time you put your synthetic jeggings in the washing machine, and the plastic seeps into the ocean and into all the fish and we get a chunk of plastic every time we eat fish, and this is running havoc on everyone’s estrogen levels. I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday.
Love, Erica.
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| These Synthetic Jeggings Possibly the Highlight of November, if not all of 2018 Hand-wash only |
Subject: Grat List
Dear Vincent,
One time I wrote you a gratitude list, and it went like this.
I’m grateful for, by Vincent
-Erica’s sweatshirt that smells like stir fry.
-the four orgasms she had on Tuesday, November 6, all before
8:30 a.m.
-her excellent crooked do -it-yourself haircut
-her co-dependence.
Best wishes for a life-changing weekend!
Love, Erica.
End of November Vincent Email curation. If you're wondering if I actually send these emails to Vincent's inbox, the true and honest answer is, for the most part, yes.
Vincent and Friends will almost definitely be delighted to know that my list of 19 goals for 2019 include composing my very last letter to Vincent. Three out of five days I feel almost ready.
In the meantime and always, please send your heartfelt emails to me and/or to Vincent at the secret email address ericaschmidt85(at)gmail(dot)com.
May you find solace in fuschia post-its and strawberry yogurt and washing your sweatshirt that smells a little bit like stirfry. May your hearts be light. Love, Erica.
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