Prozac made me a better dancer.
It also did wonders for my fashion sense.
Some might say the same about my haiku writing capacities.
And haircutting skills.
Although this morning I got molasses on the floor.
Besides that, my closet radiates order
Filled with clothes that rejoice in their origami folds.
Surely this prevents cancer. And ulcers. And back pain.
Here is a haiku I wrote about Prozac:
Prozac is like a
Big orgasm all the time.
It’s a fucking blast.
(In case you were worried about the sexual side effects.)
I can advocate all of these things.
The End.
Prozac + Caffeine + Neon Shorts + Daybreaker Morning Dance Party: Oh Boy!
You and your Butt Ledge are welcome to join me this evening at 6 PM in Parc Laurier
Over the Hump Glute Camp: Tomorrow (Tomorrow = Today)
Prozac + Summer in Montreal: One of the best combos ever.
It also did wonders for my fashion sense.
Some might say the same about my haiku writing capacities.
And haircutting skills.
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| Prozac did wonders for my fashion sense. So glad I decided this outfit sparked joy. A Winners Special. |
Also, I clean like a madwoman
Which is excellent for Roommate Relations. I think.Although this morning I got molasses on the floor.
Besides that, my closet radiates order
Filled with clothes that rejoice in their origami folds.
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| The Tidying Festival Never Ends. |
All the Prozac induced bouncing
Stimulates my lymphatic system.Surely this prevents cancer. And ulcers. And back pain.
Here is a haiku I wrote about Prozac:
Prozac is like a
Big orgasm all the time.
It’s a fucking blast.
(In case you were worried about the sexual side effects.)
If you work for Prozac, and need a poster girl, I am not beyond this.
Prozac, Probiotics, Kumbucha. I can advocate all of these things.
Prozac gives me an open mind.
The End.
Fun Drug Combinations, by the Exuberant Bodhisattva
Prozac + Caffeine: this goes
without saying.
Prozac + Caffeine + High School Reunion: You will say the most surprising things.Prozac + Caffeine + Neon Shorts + Daybreaker Morning Dance Party: Oh Boy!
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| Here I am post-Daybreaker. Glistening. What a delightful and outstanding event. Stay tuned for the next one! #Daybreaker |
Prozac + Caffeine + Glute Camp Montreal: The Butt Ledge has never looked better.
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| Family Glute Camp on Lakewood Road, with Sister and Dog-Niece. |
Over the Hump Glute Camp: Tomorrow (Tomorrow = Today)
Prozac + Summer in Montreal: One of the best combos ever.
Hope to see you soon!
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| My Grandma and I practicing our Interpretive Dance Moves. She just turned 90. We have generously offered to perform at my cousin's wedding. Prozac made me more generous. Grandma comes by her generosity and spectacular-ness naturally. Exuberant Bodhisattva on Facebook Twitter: @mypelvicfloor I Let Go, a self-help book by Erica J. Schmidt Prozac Made Me A Better Person High School Reunion Deep Unyielding Depression, Part One Deep Unyielding Depression, Part Two Memoirs of a Brief Affair |
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