This is Day Four of the Five Days of Creative Recovery
Challenge. As it happens, the Challenge is taking longer than five
days, which compares to when people do a 30-day ab challenge in four
years. I have never done this sort of ab challenge in my whole life. That
said, if you are interested in a Butt Challenge, GLUTE CAMP
MONTREAL will have its very first rendition this Tuesday,
May 10. Join us at 6 PM at the south-west corner of Parc
Laurier. Look forward to seeing you there! Your Free Will Offering goes towards
the Booty Fund.
Most people’s Tupperware drawers are a total disaster.
Now I want to talk about containers.
Bassin equals a shallow receptacle. A receptacle of little depth. A basin or a bowl.
Tôtô’s grocery list: Bread, Asparagus, pizza ristorante,
collation minicus, apples, grapes, mange 499, tomatoes, whippets.
The O's in the Tôtô have Hats by Erica J. Schmidt
I have a saying that goes, Everyone Loves a Good Patrick. Most people’s Tupperware drawers are a total disaster.
Now I want to talk about containers.
Bassin equals a shallow receptacle. A receptacle of little depth. A basin or a bowl.
When I look out the window of my new room, I see at least
six pastries. What I meant to say was, I see at least six clotheslines.
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| View from my new room. I moved all my stuff via Uber. It cost $8.84. |
My name is Erica, and I’m a cosmic orgasm. I am one and I
want one.
Quand tu
liras ce mot, nous serons rendu en l’an 2016. Je te souhaite une excellent
année remplie de joie, de santé, et de sport. Les 3 S!
By the time you read this, we will already be in 2016. We’ll
have already started it.
I wish you an excellent year, filled with the 3 S’s. Smiles,
health, exercise and/or sports. Perhaps Glute Camp Montreal.
Bassin equals a shallow body of water. A body of water of
little depth. A pond or else an ornamental lake. The Cosmic Pond. Algae and
ecosystem and lily pads. Someone walked into Patrick’s building carrying a
vacuum cleaner over his shoulder. The modifier dangles. Who is carrying the
vacuum cleaner?
I also want to thank you for all of your support. I am
gradually beginning to become what I wish to become. An accomplished person.
Thank you for being there for me and for making my deepest desires come true.
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| Happy New Year, Love Tôtô. |
Her name is Tôtô and the o’s have hats on them. The O’s in
the Tôtô have Hats.
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| Tôtô's Grocery List |
Two empty avocado halves.
Filled with Rain.
I never remember to take off the sticker.
Lonely, bony, boring and dry.
Bassin equals bedpan
Your cells are constantly working to make sure that you
don’t turn into a carrot.
Born in late fall, October tender baby's should always wear
opal for protection against diseases, negative thoughts and energies.
Patrick built his walls out of bookshelves. I asked how he
managed to fuck.
California makes me think of spinal cord injuries because a
woman from my high school who has a spinal cord injury was supposed to go to
California to become a yoga teacher. But then the balcony she was standing on
broke. So did her spine so she did not go. California also makes me think of
hot springs. And earthquakes.
Bassin equals pool. Your knees are a great big adventure. I
smile at the darkness and you wet my face like the morning. I asked him if he
could please move to Montreal to live with me. He said no.
The End.
Happy Mother's Day.
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See you at Glute Camp Montreal!
Twitter: @mypelvicfloor
About GLUTE CAMP MONTREAL:
All About GLUTE CAMP MONTREAL:
Glute Camp Montreal combines beloved hits from yoga, Jane
Fonda workouts, restorative exercise, contact improv, animal flow and childhood
playtime. Participants will have a marvellous time while toning their cells,
connecting to their centres and reinforcing movement patterns that promote
healthy, good-looking butts.
Tuesday, May 10 at 6 PM, South-west corner of Laurier Park,
near the playground.
About the Instructor:
Erica J. Schmidt has maintained a daily movement practice
for centuries. After all these years, movement remains one of the deepest joys
of her life. It is with great exuberance that Erica inaugurates and leads the
very first rendition of Glute Camp Montreal.
I kind of feel like more than anything, Glute Camp Montreal
manifests my Higher Creative Self. Like the insides match the outside. Can't
wait.
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