This morning I whined to the Boatman on the couch. I wished
that there was an option on Facebook to eliminate all the weddings and
engagements from my newsfeed. All the wedding and engagement people get
all the likes and delight. It makes me obscenely jealous to be excluded
from the fame. If you want to be liked on Facebook, you need months of wedding
prep and thousands of ensuing wedding pictures. And/or you can have a cute baby
who poops. I have none of these things. My only other chance is selfies with
food. And the Boatman and I are domestically useless. Our one shot was to take
a picture of ourselves consuming the delicious brownies we bought at
the market from the gluten-free lady. We're not gluten-free people and we
didn't even make the brownies. To increase the level of scandal and excitement,
we ate the brownies at 11:11 a.m. on Sunday morning. And that's all the
unengaged, unmarried, childless people could come up with.
Do you like us, or not?
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