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Thursday, 29 March 2018

Dear Vincent, This is a Hungry Ghost.

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Dear Vincent, This is a Hungry Ghost. Dear H. Ghost Hungry Ghosts crave more attention than is available. They mourn...
Monday, 19 March 2018

Dear Vincent, Yesterday was the seven-year anniversary of me not puking in my mouth, or in the toilet.

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Dear Vincent, Yesterday was the seven-year anniversary of me not puking in my mouth, or in the toilet. I had big dreams of writing ...
Sunday, 11 March 2018

Dear Vincent, During my month-long hiatus without you, I invented the Shiny Chrome Orgasm. And I basked in my Nun Friend's soothing and maternal bosom of unconditional love, and I got a cleaning buzz. I think I am going to make it. Welcome home

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Dear Vincent, During my month-long hiatus without you, I invented the Shiny Chrome Orgasm. And I basked in my Nun Friend’s soothing...
Thursday, 1 March 2018

Dear Vincent, My last orgasm felt like it was healing for my kidneys.

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Dear Vincent, My last orgasm felt like it was healing for my kidneys. How is your vacation going? Everyone in Montreal is...
Friday, 16 February 2018

Dear Vincent, Sorrowful Simon has written you another letter, and it is deeply sorrowful.

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Dear Vincent, Sorrowful Simon has written you another letter, and it is deeply sorrowful. I told him you were going on vacation, and...
Wednesday, 7 February 2018

Dear Vincent, Everyone is one with the birds except for me.

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Dear Vincent, Everyone is one with the birds except for me. Inside my recycling box remnants of coconut cream rot...
Friday, 19 January 2018

Dear Vincent, Now you know I have that thing where you love your therapist.

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Dear Vincent, Now you know I have that thing where you love your therapist. Your Bumble profile is pretty decent. I’d say switch your ...