Ecstatic Adventures of the Exuberant Bodhisattva

28 years ago today, I was cut out of my mother’s stomach. I was headed out the vagina feet first, which isn’t usually recommended.  Legend...

The mug Jadwiga made me was blue on the inside, white on the outside, and covered with strange creatures. A mixture of  humans, cats, and ...

Robbie and I are heartbroken to announce that Eliot, our Big Black Dog, died on Friday, September 27. Eliot was the very first underdog of...

Most of the world is familiar with the verb, "to shart." Sharting occurs when you think you have to fart, and being in a somewhat...

I arrived in Montreal for McGill Frosh Week a seventeen-year old relative kiss-virgin. Never had I ever seen a grown man's penis. It ha...

The First Annual International Mammal Day occurred on September 4th, 2011. It began with the Hedge.   The Boatman trusted me with t...

Yesterday every blog post and Facebook status I came across seemed to marvel and mourn over the passage of time. Tempus fugit. The time, ...