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Monday, 23 September 2013

The Boatman Invents a New Word

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Most of the world is familiar with the verb, "to shart." Sharting occurs when you think you have to fart, and being in a somewhat...
Monday, 9 September 2013

No fucking good for anyone: Me and McGill Frosh

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I arrived in Montreal for McGill Frosh Week a seventeen-year old relative kiss-virgin. Never had I ever seen a grown man's penis. It ha...
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Monday, 2 September 2013

The Third International Mammal Day

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The First Annual International Mammal Day occurred on September 4th, 2011. It began with the Hedge.   The Boatman trusted me with t...
Friday, 30 August 2013

77 Ways I Failed All the Internet Lists

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Yesterday every blog post and Facebook status I came across seemed to marvel and mourn over the passage of time. Tempus fugit. The time, ...
Thursday, 22 August 2013

Chuckie the Horse and the Day Jack Layton Died

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Jack Layton died two years ago today. August 22 nd , 2011. He was the leader of the New Democratic Party. One of the reasons I like him wa...
Thursday, 8 August 2013

What the fuck should I do with my life? Part Two

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Part Two: Becoming A Princess and/or Having Children  I could become a princess or a duchess and give birth to my prince and walk out ...
Saturday, 27 July 2013

I fired my psychologist and wrote this post to save you 320 bucks and provide you with almost as many thrills as a Stephen King novel

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Maybe it's good when your psychologist pisses you off. Probably a lot of psychologists would say that it is excellent. I am firing m...
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