Ecstatic Adventures of the Exuberant Bodhisattva

I have owned James Altucher’s book “Choose Yourself,” for one week, and already it is covered in avocado stains.  ...

On Monday, my uterus or ovaries or some part of my reproductive system near my vagina was about to produce a new follicle.  Loads of creat...

Every time your vagina bleeds, it means that you won’t become a mother.  My mother hated getting her period.   I remember the sobbing, the ...

One of the things that Montessori children take off the shelves is called “Boxes and Bottles.”  They take a container off of the shelf and ...

This afternoon, an eighteen-month old said "Potty" and I put her on the toilet and she took a shit.  It was one of the most satis...

Vile shrieks emerged from the kitchen. Incomprehensible animal sounds of deep guttural rage.  Everyone seated in my grandmother’s sun room...

Winter this year seems so long that I no longer remember whether or not Christmas happened.  And yet, how could I have forgotten?  Christm...